Worst Jokes Ever
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Greg is a pedo.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Greg fucking steals toes!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D