Worst Jokes Ever

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

What do you call a riot full of white people?

An avalanche.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.

Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?

Because they already 69'd.

What is Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked at least.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.