Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"