Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
if you say slay in my coments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
Whats happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do u call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter its not coming anyways
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.
what do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels
You know why eggs cant tell jokes? They crack eachother up
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call Autistic kids baking? Downies with brownies
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
Why did the orphan rod the bank
To be wanted
guys why r we being racist, why cant we love eachother pls, gimme that dick boy, pls stop fighting, lets love eachother and them big ole dicks pls, gimme that dick, i hate racism
