Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack? U shove them down his throatđ¤Łđ
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
Whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of children
I started crying when dad started cutting onions. Onions was a good dog.
i went in a swim in the river that crosses mexico and i seen a mexican aka a wet back swimming across i ask he said imma wetback
Your Hairline is so far back it left before your dad
A girl came to my house she said whereâs your parents I started crying
What does the mom (or terrorists fuck that.) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, Here comes the plane.
he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
ur mum is so stupid when she went on ur phone it got fat.
why did the orphan grow up to be a priest? so he could be called Father Les.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't I do it myself
Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
If your bored, punch an orphan, what they gonna do tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
