Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.