Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Why can’t USA and England play chess?

The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.