Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.