Worst Jokes Ever
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.