Worst Jokes Ever
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!