Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog’s fingers.

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".