Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.

The librarian then asked me to take it out.