Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.