Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
