How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
