Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.

"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"