Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.

They’re always so twisted!

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.