Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.

Oh, wait... never mind...