Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Why are asian's eyes always squinted? Nukes are bright
Why did the orphan go to church so he had someone to call dad đ¤Łđ¤Ł
i was crying cuz my dad was cutting onions...
onions was a good dog
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut you racist.
Whatâs it called when an orphan takes a photo
A family picture
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Whereâs The beef?"
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home
What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett? Six Hours.
Whatâs the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
