Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady u don’t need to yodel about it yodel whoo yodel whoo
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
i love telling jokes about orphans. i mean what are they going to do about it tell their parents?
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
Why are americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
girl ... you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror it shattered : more than your relationship.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
yo mamma so fat when God said let there be light he was just asking her to get out the way
U so ugly when ur mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
