Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Worst Jokes Ever
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
