Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.