What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home
What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett? Six Hours.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
How many emo kids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None they all are crying in a dark corner
Why can’t the orphan play baseball
They don’t know were home is
Roses are red violets are blue I'll fuck your mom and you'll be next
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
I don't trust stairs, there always up to something..
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
