Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid “OK THANK YOU”. (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben “im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!”
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said “I’m gay!”
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why does he does that my sister said Iove him long time.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it’s not real and it doesn’t exist because it’s not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024)
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?