Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.