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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

Don’t Jewish your führer was steaming hot like me?

What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua

l guess Canada’s national igloo is melting because of global warming.

Im serious whats a “dad”?

A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?

Drugs

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can’t see me! LMAO

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, “Who’s the toughest guy in here?” The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, “Who’s the toughest guy in here tonight?” The bartender points to the bathroom and says he’s in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, “What happened in there?” Jim smiles and says, “I don’t know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet.”

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said “Does this taste funny to you?”

What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer

Of stephen hawkings had a heart attack do you take him ti pc world or a&e ?

Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they’re Birkenstock.

A man broke into stevie wonders house and threatened to kill his wife

He just turned a blind eye

When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense

A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old