Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Suck my butts, queer.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!