Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!