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Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂
i cant think of any jokes.
How do you start a rave in Africa? stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
what has nut long big and sticky a snikers bar
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here
Why did the chef go get the eggs because eggs are egg tastic
Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
rose are red my cat try to kill your next >:)
i hate nightmares
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middleschool.
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
Man walk in bar ouchie
yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show
how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.
what does a emo kid say when they wanna hang out *wanna hang?*
