What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing I slit both of them
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
Is it a bird is it a plane? I don't know but it's coming for the towers.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.
why were the twin towers mad, cause they ordered pepperoni but instead they got...... Plane
(Bully) boy you ugly
(Me) boy shut up thats why your hairline start at the back of your head
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.
what's the difference between a puppy and an orphan? puppies get adopted
what is an orphans least favorite store: Homedepot
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy. Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
what does a petiphile call a orphanage... a supermarket.
why did the orphan stop playing baseball.
because baseball has a home and an orphan does not.
laugh now.
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
