Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
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I guess her rubber broke too.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.