Worst Jokes Ever
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”