Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?