Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁