Worst Jokes Ever
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."