Worst Jokes Ever
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Humanity.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.