Worst Jokes Ever
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Depression hits harder than my dad.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.