Worst Jokes Ever
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.