Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Why was the rapper always calm during storms?

Because he had a good FLOW.