Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.