Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Worst Jokes Ever
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
