Kid 1: Words can describe how ugly you are. Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are. Kid 1: Aw, thx! Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me? Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you! Kid 1: Aw, do you love me? Kid 2: No!
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Girlfriend: "would still you love me if i was a figment of your imagination" my schizophrenic ass: of course i would
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
rose are red my nuts are biger then u small balls that why i get all bitches
why cant orphans play baseball? cause they cant run home
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan? Because he was a Family doctor!
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes
Your family is so poor when you knocked the door for money I offered you a penny and when you knocked again the rock answered and knocked you out
Your mum is so fat all her relationships are long distanced
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted
turn the comments into a kindergarden fight
