Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
You are so adopted that that you don't have a home button on google maps.
1 like=1 more orphan I dropkick
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!”, so I started doing the same to them at funerals.
If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Mom im i adopted what no ''In head'' No dah bitch
Are you going to jump? can I jump with you
What's a differents of a flower and a orphan
One is allowed in the house
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Answer; Roberto!
Why do people adopt orphans
They get cash
What a upside to being an orphan There's things called family size bags
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
your forehead so big when you walk by i can't see whats in front of me
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
