Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.
Pussy, asshole, cunt.
Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.
Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.
Jesus Harold Christ!
Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
There was a man named Matt that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, "I am here to tell you my sins." He was all for it and said, "Go ahead."
Matt, "Father, last night I almost cheated on my wife."
Priest, "How so?"
Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything, just rubbed each other, that's all."
Priest, "RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! For your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box!"
Matt, "Okay, I promise not to see her again."
Then Matt walks out the door.
Priest, "Hey! I saw you! You didn't put any money in the donation box!!"
Matt, "Yes I did. I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in."
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
I watch gay porn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.