Worst Jokes Ever

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.

What do you call Hitler?

Gay.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

All dumbs aren't blonde.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his butt-quack.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Bend over and spell run.

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.