Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?