Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

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    • So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.

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    • Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

    I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

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    • It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

    Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

    "That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

    I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

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    • What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

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    • Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?

    'Cause she always dropped them.

    Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.

    (She's blind and deaf)

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    • There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.

    There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.

    if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year