What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
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Okay, so basically, this joke is saying Michael Jackson and Xbox are alike because they both get "turned on" by kids. "Turned on" has two meanings here: for Xbox it means to power it on. The other meaning refers to sexual arousal, you uncultured swine. Because Michael Jackson was accused of diddling kids, the joke implies they both share this interest, which is a DARK joke. You probably think you're smart but you still watch Rick and Morty, so clearly you don't get this joke. Now get out of my forest!
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