Friend. Hi
Me. Do you know how lost there dad
Friend, me
Me, damn no not you
Frend,, then who?
Me , the offen kid
I gest were the the same
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents are. God I love working at the orphanage
why is America so bad at clash of clans because we already lost two towers.
I am the orphan joke
Why don't Orphans play baseball
Because they can't find home
So one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
asdf
technoblade says, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
i became anti furry because i don't want doom slayer after me
lord of the rings is about a group of white americans taking 9 hours to return jewelry
its not a hate crime if you dont hate the person
it's not a war crime if no ones alive to report it.
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
