Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”