Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.