Worst Jokes Ever

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke."

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

What kind of fish comes out at night?

A starfish.

The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream cheese.

Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

What time is it when you walk out to the school?

Time to go to school!

Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.