Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.