Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

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    • What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?

    The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.

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    • Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

    Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

    One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

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    • Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

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    • I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

    Here are some rules to make a good joke:

    1: Don't say “my life.”

    2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

    3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

    Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

    Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."

    Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."

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    • Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

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    • What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

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