Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.