Worst Jokes Ever
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."