Worst Jokes Ever

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?

Black and white.

Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.

What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?

Both their parents were separated.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer."

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?

Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.