Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
roses r red
idk what is brass
I tell myself
don’t touch grass
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?!
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
I made a website for orphans but it wouldn’t let me put a home page
what do you call an old black person-farming antique
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
lesbians when the GPS ask them to go straight
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy
i love fortnite because i touched grass for the first time and also i love chung lei
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
Q. Why did the boy fall of his bike
A.his mom through a oven at him
wanna see a joke i found? *show mior*
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
me: pretend ur name is “puberty”
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
