Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS.

Why was the rapper always late?

Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.