Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.