Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Yo mama!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Cunt.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Your life.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.