Worst Jokes Ever
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
The cat said hi.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.