Worst Jokes Ever
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Why am I idiot?
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Kevin Woody (look him up)
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.