Worst Jokes Ever
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
keligh?
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.