Worst Jokes Ever
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Beau is gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
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