Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.