Worst Jokes Ever
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
My brother
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Canada.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.