Worst Jokes Ever
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.