Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
Hellllllllloooooo
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Touch Down.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.