Worst Jokes Ever

Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.

Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!

Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

It didn't have the guts to do it.

What do you call a pool full of white people?

Kix.

So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry.

What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?

Sandstorm.

What do you call a pen with no head?

DeCAPitated.

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

But I got over it.

Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.

Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

Are you guys alright?

If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!