Worst Jokes Ever
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Ethan
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Your mother.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"