The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Worst Jokes Ever
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
Your life.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
