Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Yo mama!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What ended in 1999? 1998.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Cunt.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Your life.
