Worst Jokes Ever
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
A blind guy walks into a bar.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.