You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. š¤š
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!
What are you on? YouTube.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Your face.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
