Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Bill Cosplay
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
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What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.