Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

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    • If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

    DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!

    911 what's your emergency?

    Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

    Operator: What happened!?

    Me: She bit the tip.

    Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

    Because they get killed and eaten.

    Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

    That one kid putting Joe: -_-

    Teacher: Who’s Joe?

    The whole class: JOE MAMA!

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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

    Why did the Indian cross the road?

    Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.