Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Friend

    • When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

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    • Jesus

    • Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

    Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

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    • Terrorist

    • The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

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    • Pen

    • I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

    Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

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    • Chink

    • It's the 1940s.

    The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

    The chink gets sook chinged!

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    • Man

    • Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

    Terrorist

    • Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

    The terrorists both say, "A beer."

    The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

    One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

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