Worst Jokes Ever
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!