A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What do my mom and a basketball got in common ? My mom tits and ass are bouncy just like a basketball.
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
What do you call an emo friend group? The suicide squad.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to enter a ugly contest they said they didn't allow professionals.
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
yo mama so fat she dont need the internet because she is already world wide
Yo mama's so dumb when a robber stole her TV she said you forgot the remote
What is an orphans least favorite show? Family Guy
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama so fat when sh3 bought a fur coat she made a whole species extinct.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: ______
