Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

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    • I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

    It didn't land too well.

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    • How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

    By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

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    • How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

    How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

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    • Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

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    • When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

    I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

    A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

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    • The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

    What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

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    • Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

    Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

    What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

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    • What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂