Worst Jokes Ever
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.