Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.