Worst Jokes Ever
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.