Worst Jokes Ever
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.