Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

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  • I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

    If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

    I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

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  • What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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  • What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

    I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.