Worst Jokes Ever
Oh, brother!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.