Worst Jokes Ever
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Me and your mom in the bed.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.