Worst Jokes Ever
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."