Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

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  • So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

    And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

    And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

    Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

    Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

    I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

    What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

    When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

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  • Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

    All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

    This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

    What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

    Pting pting pting.

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