Worst Jokes Ever

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing.

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Anyways,

Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!

But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.