What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.