Worst Jokes Ever
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!