Worst Jokes Ever
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.