Worst Jokes Ever
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q: What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Leukemia.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
The one by die.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
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What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".