Worst Jokes Ever
El, can you grab me that bow?
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!