Worst Jokes Ever
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
What flowers are on your face?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.