Worst Jokes Ever
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
I came here to laugh.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.