Worst Jokes Ever
Rajdeep
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
He jizzes canned cheese.