Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
Nice 👍
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.