Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Be nice.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!