Worst Jokes Ever
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.