Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

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    • "Jonny, Jonny?"

    "Yes, Papa?"

    "Eating sugar?"

    "No, Papa."

    "Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

    When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!

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    • How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

    She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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    • A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

    So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"