Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
My fish puns aren't on porpoise.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"