Worst Jokes Ever

What's something yellow and cannot swim?

A bus full of children.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

What is a difference between a tree and...

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

At school, I love to have fun!

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

I love my dog!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

And walk.

Hi I did a...

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To wipe the chicken's ass!

Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)