Worst Jokes Ever

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?

It depends on your speed.

ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)

These are all racist. 😂

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

What did a fat cow give you?

Homework.

Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause there was a crack!

Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder one.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.