Worst Jokes Ever
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
trolololololloollllol
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!