Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.