Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Heyy.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Pizza Hut.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Mom! (DYM 14)

Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

Girl: Your card got declined.

Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.