Worst Jokes Ever
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
[being buried alive]
Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.