Worst Jokes Ever
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Mom! (DYM 48)
Yooo, D.K. here!
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Haymoohay?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Spell "I hod."
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!