Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?